Bush's Answers

1. "I will bring honesty and integrity back into the White House," referring to Clinton's lie about a sexual affair.
2. "This country needs to be run like a business and I have been a business owner." I guess he forgot every company he had went bankrupt.
3. "We can have a tax cut and balance the budget and they are only temporary." Oh!
4. "I seem to remember going to guard meetings in Alabama." Sure.
5. "I am a Christian man and will not answer any question that pertains to any part of my past before I was born again."
6. "This attack was not orchestrated by the Muslin community. The Muslims are a peace loving people," shortly after 9-11.
7. "Weapons of mass destruction, weapons of mass destruction, weapons of mass destruction," forgetting about the fact that the United Nations had looked for years and was unable to find any.
8. "Well then it was ties to terrorism, ties to terrorism," well, no ties were found either!
9. "There is nothing wrong with the economy. It's in fine shape." This was said just one week before he told us the government needed to come to the rescue of Wall Street to the tune of $700 billion!
10. "The economy will get better with time." He finally said something that made sense.
11. "Well no one can say that I didn't keep America safe!" Bush you are the president of the United States, not the President of America, and did you forget about the attack on the World Trade Center. If I am correct, that happened on your watch!

Clarence Neeley
Lake Placid