No Deposit, No Return

By DAVE BARA | Highlands Today
Published: January 24, 2008

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An article in Jan. 22 Tampa Tribune, showed our Fords of the future. They were made of plastic bottles and soy seats. How interesting, I thought. Jay Leno should pick up on that. We could be stranded out somewhere and if hungry, always eat our seats. It sounds like Bart Simpson saying "Eat my shorts."

I wonder if it is no return, no deposit car; like is it made from coke plastic, or can you get your deposit back if it breaks down on U.S. 27? How does your mechanic get in the hood to check your fluids, with a bottle opener? If the brake fluid is low, add Pepsi light?

Just a thought. We need some humor today, as the political letters are a bore.

Dave Bara
Sebring