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10 Attributes Of A National Migraine

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John Lankford

Published: November 9, 2008

1. White and blue collar shirts must be replaced with brown and elite black shirts.
2. Truth, common sense and intellectual debate must be stopped and political correctness must reign.
3. All logic ought to be micromanaged by our media.
4. We are safe, but our requirement will be our necks stretched across a chopping block.
5. If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck and acts like a duck; well?
6. Our economy is solid, that's why most large businesses are relocating to other parts of the world (which proves the point.)
7. Those nations who promise to kill us are just kidding.
8. If a tsunami was heading toward us our political authorities would say there's nothing to worry about and we'd do nothing.
9. No need to fear, what you don't know won't kill you.
10. Now the election is over, all bets are off.

John Lankford
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